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— If you're using DW's default layout, you're golden. Otherwise, go here and pick one.
— Pick 2 Column (Sidebar on Left) OR 3 Columns (2 Sidebars on Left).
— Under the modules tab, uncheck everything except: Custom Text, Navigation, Profile, and Links List. It should look like this.
— Go to the Custom CSS tab and uncheck the Use Layout's Stylesheet(s) box.
— Copy this whole thing:
— Paste the code in, hit save, and you're done.
If you picked Two Columns, make sure all your modules are on the Main Module Section in the droplist. For Three Columns, your inner sidebar modules go under Secondary Module Section.
— Custom comment pages are functional, so are the other pages. Should've been mostly cleaned up, code-wise.
— If you want an image background for the header, ctrl+F background: #000 url();, and paste the image URL in the parenthesis.
— Tested on Firefox and Chrome, let me know if it's not working on your browser.
— Feel free to edit, but do not take out the credit line from the layout code.