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— Search for the Tabula Rasa layout, and choose Plain.
— If you've turned off your Navigation strip, turn it on. Or keep it off, but you might have difficulty navigating otherwise.
— Copy this whole thing.
— Paste the code in, hit save, and you're done.
— The comment pages are functional, but they look hella weird. Same with the this layout, the layout disables ALL sidebar modules, but entry management and entry interaction links should be fine.
— Tested on FF and Chrome.
— Feel free to edit, but do not take out the credit line from the layout code.
If you have questions/troubleshooting concerns, ask away in the comments, but i might take a while to get back to you.