code; something quick

[manual]

I'M NOT OKAY. I PROMISE.

<center><div style="width: 300px; height: 400px; background: url(IMGURLHERE) #fff; border: 60px solid #ccc; background-position: center; background-size: fit;"><div style="width: 300px; height: 80px; font-size: 1.2em; position: relative; top: 420px; text-align: center; font-family: 'MS Mincho', 'Courier New', monospace; color: #000;"><span style="background: #fff; padding: 10px;">TEXT ONE</span> <span style="background: #fff; padding: 10px;">TEXT TWO</span></div></div></center>

text looks best when kept short.
to change text to links:
- change span style to a style
- add text-decoration: none; to the style tags