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— If you're using DW's default layout, you're golden. Otherwise, go here and pick one.
— Pick 2 Columns (Sidebar on Left).
— Under the modules tab, uncheck everything except: Custom Text, Navigation, Profile, and Links List. It should look like this.
— Go to the Custom CSS tab and uncheck the Use Layout's Stylesheet(s) box.
— Copy this whole thing.
— Paste the code in, hit save, and you're done.
— PS. Custom comment pages are functional, but they're kinda eh. I suggest turning custom comment pages off.
— Tested on Firefox and Chrome, let me know if it's not working on your browser.
— Feel free to edit, but do not take out the credit line from the layout code.